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A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the
kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband:
"Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!"
He comes in, takes a look, and says:
"Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits."
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