The Largest Breasts On The Web

Home  |  Photos  |  Jokes  |  Links

Abelena.com - 100% natural big tits

<- back to Jokes


A drunk advised the clerk that he wanted to by a bra for his wife.

Clerk "Here are several styles to choose from, sir."
Drunk "This one will do the job!"
Clerk "Do you know the size that your wife requires,sir?"
Drunk "71/2"
Clerk "I'm sorry, sir, but bras are not made in that size. Here is standard listing of sizes. Perhaps you can pick from those."
Drunk "71/2"
Clerk "There is some mistake. Let me bring in our buyer to help."
Drunk "Measured it myself! Size is 71/2!!"
Clerk "But, sir--"
Drunk "71/2, God dammit!!!"
Clerk "Perhaps you can tell me how you measured? What did you use?
Drunk "My hat!"
<- back to Jokes

Home  |  Photos  |  Jokes  |  Links


2257: All models, actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual portrayal of actual sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in this Website were over the age of eighteen years at the time the visual image was created. All other visual depictions displayed on this Website are exempt from the provision of 18 U.S.C. section 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75 because said they do not portray conduct as specifically listed in 18 U.S.C section 2256 (2) (A) through (D), but are merely depictions of non-sexually explicit nudity, or are depictions of simulated sexual conduct, or are otherwise exempt because the visual depictions were created prior to July 3, 1995. With respect to all visual depictions displayed on this web site, whether of actual sexually explicit conduct, simulated sexual conduct or otherwise, all persons were at least 18 years of age when said visual depictions were created. The owners and operators of this Web site are not the primary producers (as that term is defined in 18 U.S.C. Section 2257) of any of the visual content contained in the Web site.

Copyright © Abelena.com - All Rights Reserved.