A flat-chested woman goes out shopping for a new bra. She goes into shop after shop asking if they have a size 28A but she can’t find one anywhere. Eventually she tries her luck in a small lingerie shop run by an old deaf lady.

‘Have you got anything in size 28A?’ asks the woman.

‘What was that, dear?’ says the old lady.

The woman lifts up her T-shirt exposing her breasts and says, ‘Have you got anything for these?’

The old lady peers at the woman’s boobs and says, ‘No, dear. Have you tried Clearasil?’