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Tits Pick Up Lines

"Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, Show me your boobs, I'll post them maybe?

I see your boobs and I raise my penis.

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your breasts?

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your breasts as earmuffs.

Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your bra?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.


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