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Tits Pick Up Lines
"Your breasts look heavy. May I hold them for you?"
Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, Show me your boobs, I'll post
I see your boobs and I raise my penis.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your breasts?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your breasts as earmuffs.
Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your bra?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have
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