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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new
procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top
of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and
produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman
wanted 'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the
results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have
these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts.'
She said, 'Oh. Well, I guess that explains the goatee.'
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