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Bothered by hay fever, a pretty school teacher took two
handkerchiefs to a dinner party. During dinner she felt a sneezing
attack coming on, and began rummaging to the left and right of her
dress. Suddenly she realized that the conversation had ceased and
the other guests were watching what she was doing. In her confusion,
she gasped, "I know I had two when I left home."
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