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Rosebuds and Hanging Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very
sheer blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her
"Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose
buds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She
explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and
that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up,
Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my
hanging baskets."
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