Three women are being interviewed for the same secretarial job. The final question of each interview was, "If you were 
accidentally overpaid $100 one week, what would you do?".

One woman said, "Oh, I would immediately report it, Sir!".  

The second woman said, "Well, I would write a memo to payroll, but make it `low priority'."

The third woman said, "Well, Sir, in all honesty, I would keep the money and but myself a new outfit."

So who gets the job? The one with the biggest tits!