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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about
breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of
the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, '"Scooby dooby
doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"She did this every day faithfully
and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs! One
morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she
loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up
right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I
want bigger boobies!". A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to
Dr. Smith by any chance?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock"!
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